|Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung||Weird Al Yankovic|
|I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital.|
I see him 'most every day.
And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung,
This is what I hear him say:
(iron lung sounds)
Ya know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend.
I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon.
Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be