Belvedere Cruising Weird Al Yankovic
Now you won't find me braggin'
'Bout my big green station wagon,
Or tellin' 'bout the traffic laws I'm breakin'.
Everybody knows that I wouldn't dare
Match my wits with a red Corvair,
And just the thought of a Pinto leaves me shakin'.

Now, I don't think that I could hack
Drivin' a big white Cadillac
With ripped up upholstery and unnecessary frills.
No, I don't think that I could bear
Drivin' somethin' other than a Belvedere.
In a Belvedere I can really get my thrills.

Goin' Belvedere cruisin' tonight.
Just watch me pass that Porsche on the right.
I can take you anywhere,
In my 1964 Belvedere.
Goin' Belvedere cruisin' tonight!

I don't think that I could cruise
In one of those small VW's,
Or zip along the highway in a classy pickup truck.
There's somethin' 'bout a Comet
That makes me wanna vomit,
And those Datsuns just ain't worth a Fudgesicle, no!

Goin' Belvedere cruisin' tonight.
You got nothin' to lose but your life.
It can take away your blues,
All you've gotta do is cruise
In my big black Plymouth Belvedere tonight!

With red upholstery!
Goin' Belvedere cruisin' tonight, yes indeed.
Woo! Goin' Belvedere cruisin' tonight.
Yeah! Goin' Belvedere cruisin' tonight!

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