Pancreas Weird Al Yankovic
Oooh ooh ooh eeoo ooh ooh
Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh-oooh oooh
Ooooh

I'm always thinkin' 'bout it
I don't know what I'd do without it
I love, I really love
My pancreas

My spleen just doesn't matter
Don't really care about my bladder
But I don't leave home without
My pancreas

My pancreas is always there for me (ahh oooh ooh)
Secreting those enzymes (bop bop ba-ooh)
Secreting those hormones too
Metabolizing carbohydrates just for me


(Ooga-chaka) Ba-ba ba (ooga-chaka) ba-ba-ba ba (ooga-chaka) bah (ba-ba-ba)
My pancreas (ooga-chaka)
(Ooga-chaka) Ba-ba ba (ooga-chaka) ba-ba ba bow (ooga-chaka)
My pancreas (ooga-chaka)
(Ooga-chaka) Ba-ba ba (ooga-chaka) ba-ba-ba bow (ooga-chaka) (ba-ba-ba)
My pancreas (ooga-chaka)
(Ooga-chaka) Ba-ba ba (ooga-chaka) ba-ba ba bow (ooga-chaka)
My pancreas (ooga-chaka)

(Ooga-chaka) Ba-ba ba (ooga-chaka) ba-ba-ba ba (ooga-chaka) bah (ba-ba-ba)
My pancreas (ooga-chaka)
(Ooga-chaka) Ba-ba ba (ooga-chaka) ba-ba ba bow (ooga-chaka)
My pancreas (ooga-chaka)
Oooooh

My pancreas attracts every other pancreas in the universe
With a force (with a force) (with a force) proportional
To the product of their masses
And inversely (Oooh ooh-ooh ooh) proportional
To the distance between them

Woo-ooh woo-ooh woo-ooh woooo

Don'tcha you know you gotta
Flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice
Flow, flow into the duodenum

Won'tcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice
Flow, flow into the duodenum

Won'tcha flow, (insulin) flow, flow (glucagon) pancreatic juice
Flow, flow into the duodenum
(Comin' from the islets of Langerhans)

Won'tcha flow, (insulin) flow, flow (glucagon) pancreatic juice
Flow, flow into the duodenum
(Comin' from the islets of Langerhans)

Lipase, amylase and trypsin
(Won'tcha flow,) (insulin) (flow, flow) (glucagon) (pancreatic juice)
They're gonna help with my digestion
(Flow, flow into the duodenum)
(Comin' from the islets of Langerhans)

Lipase, amylase and trypsin
(Won'tcha flow,) (insulin) (flow, flow) (glucagon) (pancreatic juice)
They're gonna help with my digestion
(Flow, flow into the duodenum)
(Comin' from the islets of Langerhans)

Can't you see I love my pancreas
(Won'tcha flow,) (insulin) (flow, flow) (glucagon) (pancreatic juice)
(Lipase, amylase and trypsin)
Golly-gee I love my pancreas
(Flow, flow into the duodenum)
(Comin' from the islets of Langerhans)
(They're gonna help with my digestion)

Can't you see I love my pancreas
(Won'tcha flow,) (insulin) (flow, flow) (glucagon) (pancreatic juice)
(Lipase, amylase and trypsin)
Golly-gee I love my pancreas
(Flow, flow into the duodenum)
(Comin' from the islets of Langerhans)
(They're gonna help with my digestion)

Can't you see I love my pancreas
(Won'tcha flow,) (insulin) (flow, flow) (glucagon) (pancreatic juice)
(Lipase, amylase and trypsin)
Golly-gee I love my pancreas
(Flow, flow into the duodenum)
(Comin' from the islets of Langerhans)
(They're gonna help with my digestion)

Can't you see I love my pancreas
(Won'tcha flow,) (insulin) (flow, flow) (glucagon) (pancreatic juice)
(Lipase, amylase and trypsin)
Golly-gee I love my pancreas
(Flow, flow into the duodenum)
(Comin' from the islets of Langerhans)
(They're gonna help with my digestion)

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