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Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me
Well, I stare at myself in the mirror
When I wake up every morn.
And I marvel at how great I've been
Since the day that I was born.

I've made so many albums,
I've run out of things to name 'em.
My fans all want to be like me,
And really, who can blame 'em?

Teenage groupies all surround me,
I guess I know why.
No one else can match my charm,
Why do they even try?

All the girls in college
Turned me down for other fellas.
But I know why, it seems to me
They're just insanely jealous.
Who wouldn't be?

Some people call it self-indulgence,
But they just don't understand
That it's hard to be too humble
When you know that you're so grand.

And I'm not trying to say I'm perfect,
I just want you to see
That I've never met a person
Who's as wonderful as me.

Now, I'm not arrogant or haughty,
And I'm certainly not conceited.
But anyone trying to match my wits
Is very soon defeated.

I'm a marvellous human being,
I'm just one big hunk of man.
Sometimes I have to marvel
At how very great I am.

Some people call it self-indulgence,
But they just don't understand
That it's hard to be too humble
When you know that you're so grand.

And I'm not trying to say I'm perfect,
I just want you to see
That I've never met a person
Who's as marvellous, spectacular,
Fantastic and terrific,
And so very great and wonderful as me.

 

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