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You Don't Take Your Showers
You don't take your showers
You don't use Ban Roll-On
Please don't come near me anymore
Or I'll throw up on the floor because you make me ill

I remember when you used to smell half-decent
That hasn't been too recent
Now you're repulsing all the people you know
You perspire freely, your dandruff's like snow
And you're drawing flies everywhere that you go
'Cause you don't take your showers anymore

I had to buy some Airwick
You even made my dog sick
You can't come over anymore,
'cause your hygiene is poor and besides you're a slob

You create a nuisance
When you're out in public
When you walk up to people in your smelly old clothes
And they just run from you, holding their nose
And you claim that you're lonely, but that's how it goes
'Cause you don't take your showers anymore

And you claim that you're lonely, but that's how it goes
'Cause you don't change your undies
And you don't use Ban Roll-On
And you don't take your showers anymore

 

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